An example of stalwart practicality, this is an Imperial Phoenix EPNS teapot with detached lid and bifurcated handle.
"Just look at this old girl! Round and sturdy with a pursed spout and ample handle, The Matron carries with it an air of cardigans, thick ankles in sensible shoes, and hair drawn into buns so compact they probably have their own centre of gravity. This is a teapot that would not be adverse to smacking your pyjama'd bottom with a slipper when you won't finish your sprouts.
The Matron will serve you black tea, plain, none of this fancy blending carry-on and stop asking so many questions, thank you very much."
- Madame Herringbone, October 5, 2014.